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简介：居住在洛杉矶的斯坦·明顿（罗伯·施奈德 Rob Schneider 饰）是一名巧舌如簧、事业有成的房地产商人。他张狂无度，满嘴大话，最终不可避免地卷入一场诈骗案，面临着为期3年的牢狱之灾，而他所去的正是一所臭名昭著、以暴力著称的监狱。不过在此之前，斯坦还有6个月的自由时间。本来心情无比烦躁，还和女友敏迪（珍妮弗·莫瑞森 Jennifer Morrison 饰）闹出不快。为了防止在狱中被人强暴，斯坦开始拜师访友，修炼武功，期间更得到一名神秘武师（大卫·卡拉丁 David Carradine 饰）的指导。　　六个月时间转瞬即逝，斯坦终于迎来服刑的重要时刻。他将成为人人得而上之的公共汽车？还是打遍监狱无敌手的风云人物？答案即将揭晓……

简介：田大志是一家设计公司的普通员工，土木工程专业毕业的他却做着公司最底层的活：送水、修水电、修空调……还经常受到同事的排挤。有一天，他因意外受到刚上任的美女老板的赏识，被调到设计部，频频被美女老板关照。正当他以为会和美女老板开始一段情缘的时候，却发现美女老板欺骗了他……

简介：喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

简介：故事发生在1987年，席恩（基努·里维斯 Keanu Reeves 饰）虽然只是一介名不见经传小小擦船工，却拥有着与生俱来的橄榄球天赋，并且深深的热爱着这一项充满了竞争和冲突的体育运动。在令人兴奋而又充满了期待的赛季即将开始之际，明星球员们却突然发起了罢工运动，眼看着球赛的票都销售殆尽，这可急坏了球队老板。　　就在这个节骨眼上，席恩站了出来，成为了球队的教练，并且开始了替补球员的招募。就这样，一个个从事着和橄榄球毫无关系的职业的男人们汇聚到了一起，他们之间唯一的共同点就是对橄榄球运动的热爱。虽然席恩有着强大的号召力和凝聚力，但这些替补队员们毕竟只是初出茅庐的菜鸟，他们真的能够在席恩的训练之下站到绿茵场之上吗？

简介：在《大话西游之大圣娶亲》中死在牛魔王叉下的紫霞仙子（唐嫣 饰），将会通过月光宝盒预先看到这一下场，为了避免惨剧发生，她选择回到从前不让至尊宝（韩庚 饰）爱上自己。而至尊宝又再次重逢一直在等待他的白晶晶（莫文蔚 饰）。前世今生的种种爱恨纠葛再次在九道轮回里最后一次上演。

简介：著名同志喜剧“外出就餐”已成为像“美国派”一样的品牌系列。本集主角是眼睛大大的男生凯西（丹尼尔·斯凯尔顿 Daniel Skelton 饰）。他刚搬来小城，和前两集的放荡同人女蒂凡尼（丽贝卡·科芡 Rebekah Kochan 饰）一见如故，被后者哄去同志社区中心做志愿者。在那里他遇到了型男扎克（克里斯·萨尔瓦托 Chris Salvatore 饰）。凯西觉得自己不会是扎克喜欢的类型，但芳心难奈下决定网聊搭讪，而蒂凡尼慷慨的出借前男友——脱衣猛男莱恩（迈克尔E.R.沃克 Michael E.R. Walker 饰）的照片和档案。凯西顺利的让扎克爱上了这个拥有虚假外表的自己，但他没有意识到真正打动扎克的是他的兴趣和梦想。莱恩的意外回归将所有谎言踢爆，凯西想挽回扎克对他的感觉，于是毅然报名参加同志社区的慈善义卖......

简介：山姆·克拉弗林、薇洛妮卡·恩切圭([信任])加盟天空影业的浪漫爱情轻喜剧[恋爱小说](Book of Love，暂译)。该片由阿纳莱纳·卡尔·迈尔([鱼味男孩])执导，David Quantick操刀剧本。故事讲述一位年轻保守的英国作家亨利(克拉弗林饰)，他原本写了一部失败的小说，却在墨西哥意外大受欢迎，亨利还被邀请去当地宣传，很快，他发现了原因，这本小说的西班牙语翻译玛丽亚(恩切圭饰)把他无趣的书，翻成了一本色情小说，出版商还要求他和玛丽亚一起进行巡回售书活动，亨利一直很愤怒，但也没逃过异性相吸，两人擦出了热烈的爱情火花。该片计划3月开拍。

简介：Phoebe and fellow American Julian Peters meet in Rome, find a lost dog, and agree to return it to Monte Carlo to split the five thousand dollar reward. Discovering the dog's owner dead, they panic and become fugitives. Other victims of misfortune also become suspects, as the plot twists and luck and judgment desert everyone.

简介：马龙·白兰度、索菲亚．罗兰等合演。描述一名美国富豪乘邮轮回美国，途经香港时，一名落魄的白俄女伯爵潜入其房间，意图偷渡美国，结果让富豪发现，二人经谈论之后共随爱河。此为喜剧大师查理．卓别林最后一部作品，亦是他唯一的彩色片，成绩虽然较其代表作失色得多，但仍维持颇高的喜剧效果，而且拍出了一点人情味。可惜男女主角选择不当，趣味性打了折扣。

简介：乔纳森（安德鲁·麦卡锡 Andrew McCarthy 饰）自称是一名艺术家，可在外人的眼里，他不过就是一个从来没有完成过一件像样物品，亦没有一份正式工作的无所事事的穷小子罢了。一次偶然中，乔纳森以一个美女的形象为蓝本制作了一个人体模型，模型的美艳和完美大大出乎了乔纳森的意料，他将此当做他唯一一件成功的作品，甚至深深的爱上了自己所创造出的这个形象。　　令乔纳森大为震惊的是，“皮格马利翁的象牙美人”的故事竟然成真，模型有了自己的生命，她是一个来自未来的女子，名叫艾玛（金·凯特罗尔 Kim Cattrall 饰）。模型的复活让乔纳森大喜过望，与此同时，麻烦事也接连发生。

简介：罗雪儿（邱淑贞 饰）为人中规中矩，帮助父亲经营公司，和男友的关系也是不冷不热，最终被抛弃。 父亲公司出现危机，苦思良策的雪儿与好友Sorry（李蕙敏 饰）到码头散心，巧遇瘫痪的富豪林乐山（江华 饰）。林乐山被雪儿吸引，长年所患的性无能也似乎有了好转。 林乐山之弟林乐水（郑伊健 饰）决定利用这个机会帮助兄长，于是找到雪儿与其签下合同，答应替其父还债。但前提是雪儿要做其兄一晚的情人。 雪儿在金钱的吸引下答应，于是乐水找来帅Gay佬Honey（王敏德 饰）开始对雪儿进行勾引男人的训练……

简介：宛如格格逃婚来到清河县，却因无银两而陷入困境，无奈中以借为名偷入一户人家，却看到了大清库银，于是隐藏身份向县令伍四六举报，举报之人是战功显赫连皇上都要敬三分的退休将军。宛如咬住常胜不放，伍四六暗中调查…